PandaBuni

astrokidmusic:

astrokidmusic:

I should just quit school and become a brostitute

you pay me to just hang out and chill

does anybody want to join me

we can start a

brothel

(via rneowies)

redmonsoontriad:

i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist

(Source: roymustangdesu, via rneowies)

finechester:

I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all

‘hello my children what happened wh—’

(via moderatelyoffensive)

elendraug:

moonkistprincess:

traceexcalibur:

a big muscular man kicking down the door to a bar and slamming his fist down on the counter and saying, “I heard one ‘a you motherfuckers said I ain’t kawaii”

(via angry-teapot)

imfamousontumblr:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via rneowies)